What Brandon Thinks is a web based tool that analyzes exported chat logs from WhatsApp and iMessage. It processes the conversation transcript and generates a report that includes a five part scorecard, six specific findings, and a free preview of the results. The report connects each observation to the exact messages in the chat that support it, preserving participant names, photos, and the shared context of the conversation. The tool is designed for users who want to examine communication patterns within group chats, such as identifying group roles, mixed signals, alliances, inside jokes, turning points, and the next message that could shift the dynamic. The workflow begins with the user uploading a chat export in WhatsApp ZIP or TXT format or iMessage TXT format. ZIP files up to 100 megabytes are cleaned on the user’s device before upload, and TXT files can be up to 25 megabytes. After upload, the user enters an email address to receive the report. A free preview is available without requiring a credit card or verification code, allowing the user to read two sections before seeing the checkout. The transcript is used solely to create the report and is deleted within 48 hours if no report is generated, or within seven days after the latest report. Users can also delete the transcript earlier from their account. The tool offers three purchase options: a free preview, a one time Classic or Deep report, and a subscription called Brandon Unlimited that provides complete Deep reports throughout the month plus one report that can be given to a friend. Recurring billing is clearly labeled before checkout. The analysis is an AI assisted interpretation of communication patterns intended for reflection and entertainment. It does not claim to know private intentions or to replace professional advice. The website provides guides that address common questions about privacy and trust before uploading a private chat to an AI service.